I coach a varsity soccer team.
They’re all pretty funny kids. 80 percent of them are from Central America, and the rest are Vietnamese. They’re having a pretty good season this year and last night they drew 2-2 against a team that was bigger and stronger than them.
It was an away game, so I told them we were going to stop at McDonalds before heading home. You’d think I told them that I was giving them each a million dollars and they didn’t have to go to high school anymore. Amidst the screams of joy, Tai Nguyen, a Vietnamese freshmen and all around goof ball screams out, “I LUV CHINEE FOOOOD!!!!”
I laughed hard.